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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:23 am
Ok, here's the deal M8s. I got it from a guy who got it from a guy who got it from a guy who knows EVERTHING!!: Aliens from area 51 using fluoride chemtrails from black helicopters have taken over Barry's brain. Since they love socialism and hate guns, they have caused Barry to organize another 'Bay of Oinkers' invasion to set up the workers' paradise of Paco Rica. There are no guns in PR, so Barry won't have to confiscate 'em when he moves the capital of Socialist Muslim Amerika there by July 15 to avoid global warming and SHTF Militia folks. He must be near his beach-front hardened 'secure location'. You didn't hear this from me.... they're here to get me.........


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:38 pm
But, remember, the white suit will be terrific camouflage if you can escape on a snowy night! Just gotta figger how to get your hands from behind your back!

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"1984" was NOT intended to be an instruction manual!


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