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The Human Body

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:56 pm
Interesting!!!!!

:D

The Human Body!

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete..

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's...

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs!



This one made me laugh out loud...



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:26 pm
"...... Men are still busy checking their thumbs!"

ROFLMAO!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:29 pm
:D :D
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