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PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:15 pm
A major earthquake, measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale hit Mexico this morning.

550,000 Mexicans are missing, and over 100,000 have been reported injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing assistance. The rest of the world is in shock and is rushing to help:

Canada is sending troops to assist with Law and Order.

Australia is sending food, medical aid and money.

France is sending doctors, nurses and medical supplies.

Russia is sending tents and warm clothing.

America is sending 550,000 replacement Mexicans.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:29 pm
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