A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out, cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" The trembling monkey said, "You are, mighty lion!"
Later, the lion confronted a wildebeest and fiercely bellowed, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified wildebeest stammered, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion then swaggered up to an elephant and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
As fast as lightning the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk and slamed him against a tree half a dozen times. The lion felt like it had been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant proceeded to stomp on the lion till it looked like a tortilla, then ambled away.
The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so mad."