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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:59 pm
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to return much more:

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her, so....

If you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of sh!t.
When in doubt, apply rule ·223 or ·308 -- unless you have a more preferred calibre.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:35 am
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:12 am
Ain't it the truth ???
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BEFORE THE BOOGIE MAN GOES TO SLEEP AT NIGHT HE CHECKS HIS CLOSET AND UNDER HIS BED TO MAKE SURE I'M NOT THERE.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:20 am
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"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.. Thomas Jefferson

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