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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:24 pm
What a woman says...

This place is a mess! C'mon!

You and I need to clean it up!

Your stuff is lying on the floor

and you'll have no clothes to wear

if we don't do the laundry right now!

What a man hears:

blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON

blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES

blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW!
When in doubt, apply rule ·223 or ·308 -- unless you have a more preferred calibre.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:47 pm
:ym: :LOL2:


That is so true
"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.. Thomas Jefferson

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