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Hung Chow called his boss and said, "Hey Boss, I no come work today: I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work."
The boss said, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. Look, When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that".
Two hours later Hung Chow called again. "I do what you say - now feel really good. I be at work soon... Hey Boss, you got really nice house."
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