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Name some things you can use to wipe with
besides toilet paper in the woods, jungle, desert, or a total shtf situation.
1. hand fulls of leaves
2. piece of cloth
3. hand fulls of pine needles
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Wiping your ()() in the woods or a shtf scenario.
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:34 pm
Handkerchief.
T-shirt sleeve. Mid-Riff section of T-shirt. Water (50% or more of the world's population do this...I didn't say it was conventional, pleasant or clean to Americans.) Newsprint. Bark (can't be any rougher than a corn cob  )
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:32 pm
1. comeone stranded prove your a man and wipe with your hand
 then wash off hand 2. cut the tops out of your socks 3. use you underwear. 4. kill a wabbit be easier to use it dead but I am sure alive would be interesting 5. porous rock 6. don't wipe at all 2 and3 I have done on many occasions while deer hunting. My wife laughes like hell when I come home with one top gone out of my sock. she really laughs when I come home and both tops are gone and underwear is gone too. She will say you must have had an upset stomach “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.”
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:34 pm
Jeez PBB, ya outta take a roll with you when you go out. Maybe two rolls
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:03 pm
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op·press -1 a archaic : suppress b : to crush or burden by abuse of power or authority 2 : to burden spiritually or mentally : weigh heavily upon Tribulation - distress or suffering resulting from oppression or persecution in-vol-un-tary -1 : done contrary to or without choice 2 : compulsory 3 : not subject to control of the will : reflex ser-vi-tude 1 : a condition in which one lacks liberty especially to determine one's course of action or way of life The evils of tyranny are rarely seen but by him who resists it. - John Hay |
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:45 am
I wonder if that was where the term having a hare,I mean hair up your @$$ comes from??Matt
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:14 am
This got me thinking, What if one filled up one of the pumping pressure soakers with water. You would just have to take off your pants and spray down your ass. should work pretty good. |
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:17 am
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This got me thinking, What if one filled up one of the pumping pressure soakers with water. You would just have to take off your pants and spray down your ass. should work pretty good.[/quote] this sounds like it would have to be a two man effort. have you seen how long the barrels on those things are. Carefull you dont fall on it. LOL Hope you have some good friend willing to help
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:19 am
round here spanish moss i prevelant. I guess you would have to be carefull about the redbugs though.
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:04 am
The Roman legions used a sponge on a handle and water. each person had their own sponge and they cleaned it after wards. Better then using your hand, corn cobs or pine needles I would think. :)
PS I bought hundreds of MRE toilet paper packets and sotred them in cacumn bag. Figured it would make good ttrade item at one time for the current price it cost me. "Tell the Truth, know the escape routes and carry extra ammunition" Georgia Mason in the novel "FEED"
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