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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:01 am
Do you want a f****** cookie? Very funny stuff.


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"It hasn't proved it's self on the battle fields for the past 100 years" PRICELESS!!!!!

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Very cool, Thanks!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:46 pm
LMAO!!!

Oh so funny and TRUE!

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:51 am
ntrngr wrote::gs:

Hilarious!

You know, I own 30 rifles of various calibers and a dozen pistols of various calibers. Why? I like rifles and pistols. If I were given a trash bag and told to run in my house, get all the shooting gear I need to survive and I only had 5 minutes, I'd say, "Why so much time?"

I'd grab my Winchester 1300 pump with the slug barrel, my Hi-Point C9Comp, my scoped NEF Sportster in 22lr, 1 box of 12ga #6 and 1 box of 12ga #4, 2 boxes of 50 9mm and a 525 bulk pack of 22lr and I'd hit the door. If it took me longer than 3 minutes, I'd be surprised.

All these people with all these fancy guns are simply wasting their time. Oh, sure, you can do some great things with guns. Impressive stuff, however, its not fun and games when you want to survive. You need serviceable, usable firearms, not fancy crap.

I preach this stuff all the time: 3 guns - Shotgun, 22 rifle, large bore pistol. It will cover everything you'll ever need to do for self defense and hunting.

These cartoons illustrate, in a particularly funny way, how guns and money work without brains.

Excellent posting!

amen, i agree for the most part. i would say however, that your choice of guns to grab is area specific. in your area they're all probably good choices but out here where i live shotguns are useless. there are very few areas where water fowl live so shooting birds is out except for sport. the plains and rolling hills here, combined with very few trees means it's near impossible to sneak up on large game. most hunters here take shots from 400-800 yards away.

if i were to grab my weapons and go i'd get my Garand and .22 rifle (my pistol is on my hip unless i'm asleep). both are near the door. i'd grab the pre-packed .50 cal ammo cans (one with .45, the other with belts of .30-06 in clips), a bulk pack of .22 and be out the door in under a minute.

btw, i also own a variety of firearms as i too love shooting in general. that doesn't mean i'm not ready to grab the essentials and go.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:09 am
Thanks for the bump Johnny.
That is hilarious :D


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:27 pm
I'd love to see the infamous 'Mall Ninja Thread' which is way over the top, in this format!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:52 pm
BUMP Again..just too good... :D
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