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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:58 pm


Link To Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:08 pm
THATS THE COOLEST THING I have seen in a while THANKS LUMP
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:28 pm
Thanks for the laugh Lumpy!!



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:12 pm
:D :D
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:45 pm
:D :D Nice... Dumb minimums.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:17 pm
Late Night Phone Call To The Vet A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me," he replied.
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After you take away our guns, what is next ? Knives ? Letter openers ? Forks ? Popsicle sticks ? Will we be reduced to being caged slaves with no spines, eating tofu with plastic sporks, watching faggot shows on TV ? NOT IN AMERICA, THE LAND OF GEORGE WASHINGTON, THOMAS JEFFERSON, RONALD REAGAN, MR. T, JIM BOWIE, MARTIN LUTHER KING JR., AUDIE MURPHY, HENRY FORD, JIMI HENDRIX, GEORGE PATTON, JOHN WAYNE, BILLY GRAHAM, BOB HOPE, EVEL KNIEVEL, CHUCK NORRIS, HANK WILLIAMS JR., PICKUP TRUCKS, MOONSHINERS, SHOTGUNS, THE INDY 500, COWBOYS, BIKERS, TRACTOR PULLS, SEMI TRUCKS, AND HUNTING FOR FOOD WITH GUNS ! WRONG, CREEPS ! YOU WANT YOUR ASSES KICKED ? COME AND TAKE THEM !
all 300 million of them...

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* All quotations from the Encyclopedia Galactica here reproduced are from the 116th Edition published in 1020F.E. by the Encyclopedia Galactica Publishing Co., Terminus, with permission of the publishers. http://christianstatesofamerica.blogspot.com/

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:26 pm
MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
"I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, So let me live my life
the way I WANT TO."- Jimi Hendrix

"Everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the face."-Mike Tyson
If the presidency were a blog, Mr. Obama would be declared a troll and unceremoniously booted out.
Anyone who has to tell you that he is a conservative, he probably isn't

After you take away our guns, what is next ? Knives ? Letter openers ? Forks ? Popsicle sticks ? Will we be reduced to being caged slaves with no spines, eating tofu with plastic sporks, watching faggot shows on TV ? NOT IN AMERICA, THE LAND OF GEORGE WASHINGTON, THOMAS JEFFERSON, RONALD REAGAN, MR. T, JIM BOWIE, MARTIN LUTHER KING JR., AUDIE MURPHY, HENRY FORD, JIMI HENDRIX, GEORGE PATTON, JOHN WAYNE, BILLY GRAHAM, BOB HOPE, EVEL KNIEVEL, CHUCK NORRIS, HANK WILLIAMS JR., PICKUP TRUCKS, MOONSHINERS, SHOTGUNS, THE INDY 500, COWBOYS, BIKERS, TRACTOR PULLS, SEMI TRUCKS, AND HUNTING FOR FOOD WITH GUNS ! WRONG, CREEPS ! YOU WANT YOUR ASSES KICKED ? COME AND TAKE THEM !
all 300 million of them...

I crack myself up sometimes.
Government
is the opposite of Freedom
Beware of the fury of the patient man. --John Dryden
No, the FBI isn’t investigating the IRS. Did Hitler have the Gestapo investigate the SS ?
"The only "hard choice" I saw Hillary make was to stay married to Prez Bill after he stuck his uncut little cigar into every girl/woman/female in sight throughout his reign. Quite an example our Hillary set for her young daughter and the millions of young women who might look up to her, no? Marry for power and stick with it, no matter how soul-squashing or humiliating the experience is. Even if hubby thinks of women as human ashtrays, Chels, stay married just to leach off a little more of his power. Hard choices indeed.
There are three types of people- sheep, wolves, and sheepdogs. Don't forget that the government is composed mostly of wolves, not sheepdogs.
"A slave cannot be freed, save he do it himself. Nor can you enslave a free man; the very most you can do is kill him."- J.Jos. Bonforte
Always remember to PILLAGE before you BURN
Sure, it's a FREE COUNTRY...as long as you DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD.
"Forgive your enemies. Never forget their names."- John F. Kennedy
After a nuclear war it will be nothing but cockroaches riding around on KLRs, eating Twinkies.
My boss is a Jewish carpenter.

* All quotations from the Encyclopedia Galactica here reproduced are from the 116th Edition published in 1020F.E. by the Encyclopedia Galactica Publishing Co., Terminus, with permission of the publishers. http://christianstatesofamerica.blogspot.com/

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:07 am
lumpy, that video was awesome! war, I almost snorted my coffee. lmao! :D


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