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OK one more for the day hope you get a laugh
Sitting together on a train was Obama, a Cajun, a little old lady and a young blonde girl with large breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: Cajun must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Cajun thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the crap out of Obama again.
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NICE!!!
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:40 pm
Now that one was funny!
Can't see vary good, hearing is bad, computer skills suck and, my grammer and spelling are piss poor, I guess I'm just screwed.
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:32 pm
I wonder if that was consteacher?
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