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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:55 pm
Doctors vs. Gun Owners

Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.


Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI


So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!

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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:09 pm
Hey DocHudson...... We know you don't go with this crowd...... :beer:

How about doctors that are gun owners....?? :D

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:30 pm
Doctors need malpractice insurance.

We don't need shooters insurance.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:03 pm
Rick wrote:Hey DocHudson...... We know you don't go with this crowd...... :beer:

How about doctors that are gun owners....?? :D


I guess I should admit that my dad has been a doctor for over 50 years and is also a shooter. Might be lucky I am alive. Grin.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:41 pm
I haven't lost a patient yet... weeeelllll there was this one time...
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