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WOMEN A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear or regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait....... Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that stuff. Never mind...... I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. MLK
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:49 pm
LOL Funny...as I was reading this I was thinking to myself, "wow, I should try to be more like that".... guess I'll just buy him booze instead!
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:32 pm
Yeah... I was wondering where I could meet her...
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:59 pm
Dang, I was going to print it off and give a copy to my wife......
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:05 am
Curses - Johnny Walker is a Bloke!
When in doubt, apply rule ·223 or ·308 -- unless you have a more preferred calibre.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:58 am
Had me going there for a minute.
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