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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:44 pm


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:48 pm
:D :D :D :D :D that was great man.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:59 pm
OMG Hilarious!!
TOO GOOD
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:26 pm
90 min. Later I can finally get off the floor but my abs are never gonna' forgive you. Damn I think I pulled a couple of them. :welcome :D :D :D :D :D :beer: :beer: :beer: :gs:
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:06 pm
Yep>



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:31 pm
Okay thsoe are great, had me rolling, have no idea how good someone has to be to make soemthing like that, :D :D
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:38 pm
It just gets better:



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:34 pm
LOL the dog with the Saki was my fav one!!! these are to funny...

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:21 am
I drank my tea like that once, and was escorted off of the property, not really but imagine.
Too funny!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:33 am
Those were so funny... the stuff that can be done now-adays.. LOL
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