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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:11 pm
Every question and answer on a gun forum


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Every question and answer on a gun forum: Part II


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:24 pm
I am peeing myself here.....

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:08 pm
LOL, okay that is just so funny, cause it's sooooooo true.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:08 pm
:gs:

That was GREAT!!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:01 pm
thats some good stuff right there. :beer:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:45 am
I don't care what they say, that's funny right there..... :D :gs:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:55 am
:LOL2: :cheers:


Yea. Thats about right. Everyone has an opinion and thats cool.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:57 pm
School Me ... School is out dipshit rotflmao :LOL2: :gs:

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:14 pm
:D :shock: :D
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:13 am
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Hilarious!

You know, I own 30 rifles of various calibers and a dozen pistols of various calibers. Why? I like rifles and pistols. If I were given a trash bag and told to run in my house, get all the shooting gear I need to survive and I only had 5 minutes, I'd say, "Why so much time?"

I'd grab my Winchester 1300 pump with the slug barrel, my Hi-Point C9Comp, my scoped NEF Sportster in 22lr, 1 box of 12ga #6 and 1 box of 12ga #4, 2 boxes of 50 9mm and a 525 bulk pack of 22lr and I'd hit the door. If it took me longer than 3 minutes, I'd be surprised.

All these people with all these fancy guns are simply wasting their time. Oh, sure, you can do some great things with guns. Impressive stuff, however, its not fun and games when you want to survive. You need serviceable, usable firearms, not fancy crap.

I preach this stuff all the time: 3 guns - Shotgun, 22 rifle, large bore pistol. It will cover everything you'll ever need to do for self defense and hunting.

These cartoons illustrate, in a particularly funny way, how guns and money work without brains.

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