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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 6:51 pm
Plant a pig

Please donate to your local "Plant A Pig Foundation" today. Not tax deductible, but well worth the effort.
In Spain , at Seville some local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, making sure this would be known by the local press. Islamic rules forbid erecting a Mosque on "pig soiled ground". The Muslins had to cancel the project...this land had been sold to them by government officials... No protests were needed by the local people ... and it worked!!
Not dummies, the Spaniards. They found a solution !!! No protests needed!
In Texas they have an over abundance of feral pigs. They could send them all over the country and just plant them everywhere! After all, contaminated soil would surely drift and they could create new job programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed. Of course, high on the mountain tops of the Rockies or other mountain ranges they might find some uncontaminated soil, but then ¦building a mosque there would pose some problems! Americans put on your thinking caps and let's find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer let's do it!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:00 pm
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:13 pm
I've been saying all along, ya want to beat them, use the Koran against them. If bullets were coated in pigs blood and feces the insurgency would end. Few would show up to do battle. Its political correctness that screws us over. When I lived near Luton in England in 1988 a mosque was built there. Before it was dedicated some English lads climbed to the top of the minaret and impaled a pigs head on the moon. They threw bacon in the rafters and all over the floor. It caused a split in the muslim community there. The hard line muslims said the building had to be torn down. The moderates said that was stupid because the English would only do it again. The hard line muslims said the moderates weren't true muslims or not muslim enough. They split away and rented a cafeteria to hold services in. The moderates used the mosque but were shunned by the hardliners. It was a total disaster for the muslims and all it cost the English was a dead pigs head and a few pounds of bacon. Makes economical sense.
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BRILLIANT!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:04 am
OMG WAIT! Someone go burry a pig at ground zero fast. That will put an end to this mosque at the site of 9/11 sh!t once and for all. I don't HATE anyone who is a muslim, i hate the things they do. If I could I would try and teach them the Gospel because thats what Jesus told us to do. With that said this is the perfect non violent way to put a stop to this "America is a muslim nation" crap obama was saying. "America is not a christian nation" BULL. I know 5000 people who are christians and have only SEEN 50 muslims around here TOPS. Thats a bold lie.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:16 am
Bury Obama at ground zero...he's a pig. (My apologies to any pigs that may read this LOL)
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