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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:02 am
There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a really big, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you, you ass hole, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
BEFORE THE BOOGIE MAN GOES TO SLEEP AT NIGHT HE CHECKS HIS CLOSET AND UNDER HIS BED TO MAKE SURE I'M NOT THERE.



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:23 am
Your meds are ready! :D
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:42 am
:D

PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:15 pm
:D :beer: bottoms up :D

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:25 pm
Good one.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:58 pm
:D :D :D :D :D
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:47 pm
:D Love it! :D
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