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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:37 am
wulfin wrote:It's a joke? I thought johnny was reading my checklist in my private journal


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:50 am
:guilty: on about 75% of them.....and the rest seem like pretty good ideas. Note to self: inventory the neighborhood pets...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:09 am
dochudson wrote: :guilty: on about 75% of them.....and the rest seem like pretty good ideas. Note to self: inventory the neighborhood pets...



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:29 pm
Johnny you should make this into a yes/no test and see how we all score. Seriously. Thanks
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:41 pm
- You know how to spell "camouflage" and do so on a regular basis.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:56 pm
You have more than 1,000 rounds of ammo in a caliber of gun you don't own. (yet)
You have cached a metal detector to find you caches.
You have stored more than 1,000 gallons of water and have ways of purifying ditch water 'just in case'.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:34 pm
dochudson wrote:You have more than 1,000 rounds of ammo in a caliber of gun you don't own. (yet)
You have cached a metal detector to find you caches.
You have stored more than 1,000 gallons of water and have ways of purifying ditch water 'just in case'.

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