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United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
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Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a
new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
THE PICTURE DIDN'T COME THRU .......I'D SWEAR THOSE WERE TEXAS BOYS!
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Iraq and will be given only the
following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .
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United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
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6. They claim Dolly Parton wears falsies. Make that early Friday! 
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7)They were planning to blow up the Anheiser Busch plant.
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Bubba, hold my beer while I shoot a coupla' ******* terrists. You can have the other one.
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Dang boys the smoke from the bar b que ribs will have the terrist shooting each other for being infidels.
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