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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:26 pm
Okay, so you've bugged in for some time. Your are healthy and well fed, but it's time to bug out (or just go explore the neighborhood). Now, this goes against all smart decisions, but as you get in your BOV and drive through the remains of the city/town, what song do you blast from your radio?

Now, this doesn't have to be a EOTWAWKI song. I could just be something you would want to hear after living silently for so long. Here are some a co-worker (bug home partner) and I would want to hear.

Song title: Artist
Run to the Hills: Iron Maidan
500 miles: The Proclaimers
Welcome to the Jungle: Guns and Roses
Revolution: The Beatles
Enter Sandman: Metallica
Seek and Destroy: Metallica
All along the Watchtower: Jimi Hendrix
Wheel in the Sky: Journey
Living off the Wall: Michael Jackson
Riding the Storm Out: REO Speedwagon
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:58 pm
Well I do like several of yours Welcome to the Jungle, All along the Watchtower and Riding the Storm Out but I'd most likely be blasting AC/DC TNT. :beer:
Can't see vary good, hearing is bad, computer skills suck and, my grammer and spelling are piss poor, I guess I'm just screwed.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:10 pm
Which Bands Did "Another One Gone, AnotherOne Gone, AnotherOne Bites The Dust"?? and "Come On Make Some Noise"?

What about Mike and The Mechanics' "Hello, Is anybody Out There"?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:24 pm
Queen :beer: :beer: :beer:
Can't see vary good, hearing is bad, computer skills suck and, my grammer and spelling are piss poor, I guess I'm just screwed.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:54 pm
HandLoad wrote:Which Bands Did "Another One Gone, AnotherOne Gone, AnotherOne Bites The Dust"?? and "Come On Make Some Noise"?

What about Mike and The Mechanics' "Hello, Is anybody Out There"?


"Another one bites the dust" - Queen
"Come on Feel the Noise" (orig. "Cum on Feel the Noize") - Quiet Riot
For Mike & the Mechanics..."Hello, Is anybody Out There???" Sounds more like you may be referring to Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb"...unless you were thinking of "Silent Running"

So many good tunes out there...but the initial recon mission isn't the time to play them. Perhaps The finale to Giachino Rossini's William Tell Overture? Tchaikovky's 1812 Overture? Wagner's Ride of the Valkeries? :D
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:09 pm
'Highway to Hell'...................... :D


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or maybe a lil' 'Seek and Destroy'........or 'Am i Evil?'......hell, the whole '
Kill 'em All' album.................. :pop:
"We know not to argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"I like you.............I'll kill ya' last......"

So much stupid on one little planet.. sigh.

As I expect, for the most part, we are still a dangerous, savage, child species...................

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:32 pm
"Hell in a Bucket"-the Grateful Dead
Country Joe & The Fish - "Vietnam Song"
Hatebreed-"I will be heard" -"Live for this"

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:39 pm
Rock the Casbah- the Clash
Holiday in Cambodia- the Dead Kennedys
Roll Over, Beethoven- the Electric Light Orchestra
Its a Long Way to the Top- AC/DC
The House At Pooneil Corners- Jefferson Airplane
Perfect Strangers- Deep Purple
Back on the Chain Gang- the Pretenders
Copperhead Road- Steve Earle
Godzilla- Blue Oyster Cult
Welcome to the Boomtown- David + David
Highway 61 Revisited- Bob Dylan
Down By the River- Neil Young and Crazy Horse

think I'll make my mix tape NOW...
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:19 am
Los Bandoleros ~ Don Omar & Tego Calderon
Mad World ~ Gary Jules
Beer for my horses ~ Toby Keith
Live and let die ~ G N' R
Superbeast ~ Rob Zombie
Armageddon it ~ Def Leppard
American Idiot ~ Green Day
Hurt ~ Johnny Cash
Threats ~ Jay Z
Whiskey in the jar ~ Metallica
Hey Joe ~ Jimmy Hendrix
Cold hard bitch ~ Jet
Boomshalocklockboom ~ House of Pain
Irish drinking song ~ Dropkick Murphy's
Mobscene ~ Marilyn Manson
Art & Life ~ Twista
Allegretto ~ Beethoven's 7th in A
Welcome Home ~ Coheed and Cambria
Toughen the bones ~ Borialis
9MM ~ Bone thugs N Harmony
Battle of Evermore ~ Led Zeppelin
Bloc Party ~ Fort Minor
Fell on Black Days ~ Soundgarden
Deep Enough ~ Live
Soldier ~ Eminem
The Catalyst ~ Linkin Park
Ballad of the broken birdie record ~ Mum
In the air tonight ~ Nonpoint
Gun Blast ~ Bone thugs N Harmony
Bad Company ~ Bad Company
Sympathy for the devil ~ Rolling Stones
Rex tremendae ~ Mozart Requiem
Regulators ~ Warren G and Nate Dogg
Becoming the Bull ~ Atreyu
Man in the Box ~ Alice in Chains
O Fortuna ~ Carl Orff, Carmina Burana

I can go on and on, I have over 17,000 iTunes so I can jam for like 2 months and wear the zombies down.
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"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country." ~ Nathan Hale ~ American soldier, just before his death at the British hangman's noose.

I will always do my duty no matter what the price, I've counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice,
And I don't want to die for you but if dying's asked of me, I will bear that cross with honor, because freedom isn't free. ~ American Soldier

-Lo they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla. Where the brave may live forever.

We deal in lead friend. ~ Vin, "The Magnificent Seven"


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:50 pm
For those of us who like metal, Sabaton. The song Uprising and Screaming Eagles

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