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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:14 pm
I am going for The Mob Rules by Black sabbath
"Tell the Truth, know the escape routes and carry extra ammunition" Georgia Mason in the novel "FEED"

"If you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk." -Tuco


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:34 pm
"you're all fools..." damn i love dio
Last in Line would be great to play
indestructible- disturbed
jerk off- tool
war ensamble & skeletons of society-slayer
electric funeral- black sabbath
let the bodies hit the floor- drowning pool
cowboys from hell & cemetary gates- pantera
for whom the bell tolls- mettalica.. and all of kill'em all
and the list "goes on, and on and on... heaven and hell"- more Sabbath!
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One thing there is that all are saying. "My lord lays hands on the family lands of his servants." the nobles turn their backs on you. Plunder he will call it who has to hand over his heritage to a king's officers on some specious pretext.-Sigvat Þórðarson, c. 1035
"No better burden can a man carry on the road than a store of commonsense; better than riches it will seem in an unfamiliar place, such is the resort of the wretched"- Odin, havamal c. unknown

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:35 pm
OK, I'm OBVIOUSLY dating myself here, but THE song we all need to be singing along with is an old "Who" stand by, and although I'm bugging in I'll still keep right on singing,

Won't Get Fooled Again!

It's already to late for "We're not gonna take it", by Twisted Sister.
To Paraphrase Dr. King:
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"I have a dream that all men will one day be judged not by the size of their bank account or for their legal business affiliations, but by the content of their character".
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Lord, help me to quit worrying about,
HALF-full or HALF-empty,
and make me thankful, for the glass!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:20 pm
I can think of hundreds, but if I really wanted to bust out, it would have to be:
When the Levee Breaks, Led Zeppelin
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. MLK

Big government crushes the air out of its citizens more cruelly than the bully sitting on the skinny asthmatic kid. dochudson 2012

“You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.” ~ Ayn Rand

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:24 pm
All good additions that I will have to add to my list. I thought of another good one this morning. Bruce Springsteen "No Surrender".
"Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never, never--in nothing, great or small, large or petty--never give in, except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force. Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy."

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:12 pm
On second thought how about a little George?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Aabx80gV4

Who do you love.
"Tell the Truth, know the escape routes and carry extra ammunition" Georgia Mason in the novel "FEED"

"If you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk." -Tuco


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:38 pm
I can't believe that no one has mentioned "It's the End of the World as We Know it" by REM. I don't really like the song, but it seems kinda obvious.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:45 pm
Too obvious. :D
Che Sucks!

"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country." ~ Nathan Hale ~ American soldier, just before his death at the British hangman's noose.

I will always do my duty no matter what the price, I've counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice,
And I don't want to die for you but if dying's asked of me, I will bear that cross with honor, because freedom isn't free. ~ American Soldier

-Lo they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla. Where the brave may live forever.

We deal in lead friend. ~ Vin, "The Magnificent Seven"

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:56 pm
Dankmobb Red Alert

http://dankmobb.com/cms/index.php?option=com_mp3player&Itemid=44

Recorded by our Mortar Plt while in Iraq. Several others are good too.
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:54 pm
Bad Moon Rising by Creedence. By the way I apologize for being outof touch for so long, we lost our phone and internet due tolong term unemployment. My $700/mo. Dosn't go very far. Fortuneately Jen just landed a job as a med lab tech at a veteranary hospital. It's only $16/hr. but it beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick and at least it's full time. So things should get back to normal in acouple of weeks to a month. In the mean time folks won't hear much from me except when I can get to the library and use their wifi.
Whenever any government becomes oppressive it is not only the right but the duty of the citizenry to revolt. Thomas Jefferson

I can understand how a person can look at mankinds inhumanity to man and say there is no God; but I can not understand how a person can look at the mountains and the stars and say there is no God. Abraham Lincoln

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No state has the inherrant right to survive through conscript troops. Roman matrons used to say to their sons "Come back with your shield or on it.". Later this tradition declined, so did Rome. excerpt from Time Enough For Love by Robert Heinlien

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