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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:06 pm
WARNING: OLDER MEN SCAM

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.


A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, and even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.


Here's how the scam works:
Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a towel and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also September 1st & 2nd, and very likely again this weekend.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:57 pm
:D

rubies and Hp on the loose again

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:58 pm
you poor thing.

hey, i hear wally world is running a special on cheap wallets...10 for $10 i believe.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:42 pm
:D I think, I need to run to lowes in the moring. :roll:

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:18 pm
:D My wife won't let me chase girls anymore..... :shock: I would have to read up to remember why we are suppose to chase them.... :shock: :D :D

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 11:03 pm
OK; now I have a plan! I will use my grandsons wallet with fake $ and credit cards! When we get to the golden arches I will by them a happy meal! Good times for all!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:23 am
DANG! I think I'll stash my real wallet and carry another with a couple hundred bucks just to keep them combing back. Maybe they'll get me again the next trip. This could definitely cause an uptick in business at Lowes...

Just kidding. But, think of it, WHAT A STORY to tell your buddies!
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...and that is exactly what they are trying to do at alt-market.com


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:31 am
What's a "Wallet"?
When in doubt, apply rule ·223 or ·308 -- unless you have a more preferred calibre.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:47 pm
Okay I went to Lowe's, Home Depot, Wal-Mart and Costcoi.. hung around for hours, nothing, sheesh I am soooo disappointed
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:51 pm
Wulfin, you know you need to clean up a little bit... They saw you coming before you saw them..... do like I do, approach for a down wind position..... :D

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