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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:00 pm
Nope jackal the stench would turn off even yhard core bikers who had been on the road for weeks.
"Tell the Truth, know the escape routes and carry extra ammunition" Georgia Mason in the novel "FEED"

"If you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk." -Tuco


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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:16 pm
Oh man, and there's 'Hit on This' Hillary, there's a babe.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:24 pm
If you have or ever had or even have friends that use a 'man purse'. Those things have to be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen a man do is carry a purse. Even if you have ever thought about using a 'man purse'.
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Also if you think you look cool driving a electric car or hybrid that really consumes more energy to make and drive than a standard gasoline car.
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Oh, if you think Earth day should be a real holiday, where everybody should sit around in circle and sings fruity earth day songs and holds hands.

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 5:22 pm
I think I gave up looking cool as a lost cause after I reached fifty, no sense fighting a losing battle, LOL
"Tell the Truth, know the escape routes and carry extra ammunition" Georgia Mason in the novel "FEED"

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 11:40 pm
Oh man, I've got so many comeback's here it's not even funny, but I'd have people looking for me for saying bad things.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 5:50 pm
how 'bout if your party symbols a jackass?

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 10:23 am
Gunnar, if your party symbol's a jackass, you're DEFINATELY a lib!! Unless, you've infiltrated them to ruin their agenda,
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:08 pm
grimOne wrote:Oh man, and there's 'Hit on This' Hillary, there's a babe.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:44 pm
:D :D :D
sounds like a bunch of people I know Chicago

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